At midnight, Me and four other guys are gonna
boldly "go where no man has gone before'...
to "become one" with the undead...
of the "female species".
[CHORUS:] You win the game. No claim to fame, but
please don't use My name in vain...
I AM THE 5 CARD STUD!
So these guys walk into a cemetery, n' They musta been
on somethin', I tell ya, 'cuz when I looked back at the car,
damn thing looked like It was movin' (with nobody in it.)
I've waited all my life... for this experience.
I've waited all this time... I've waited all these years.